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#Person1: Who is candace? #Person2: YOUR MOM HUNG HERSELF #Person1: 😢
That''s the effect of the forbidden joke.
person 1: What is the horizontal asymptote of a homeopathic integer?
person 2: who canoes!
you know who im talking about ;)
Big person who is dark ran into kfc and ate all the fried chicken.
Doesn’t mind helping out at all
Person in need of help: You rock!
Someone who rocks: Of course! I don’t mind helping at all.
are the type to kill you when you breathe near another girl.
the type to only care about you and no other man.
the type to be horny as hell but can play it cool.
Girls who hold 4 fingers up-toxic
“he shook her hand and she killed him and her”
You should be acting in accordance with my propositional ethic regardless of what you (it's funny I actually typed "I" instead of "you" initially because I still mix up pronouns from time to time) believe! That's what I do! Act out propositions that I don't actually believe! And I don't even do that! I do whatever I feel like doing and then try to get people to accept propositions (without thinking) I don't actually believe!
Dr. JerpPeej "WHO CARES WHAT YOU BELIEVE!?"
Hym "I do. And I guess my fans. Which is why I don't like when this is trivialized. It's an insult to my fans that I cannot abide! I mean, look at you. Reading this. I'm not making you do this anymore. You clearly came here (where this is I don't even know how you're seeing this) to see what I had to say today. You might think it's brilliant and put it in your tv show and/or movie. You might ad lib it on set and send chills down the spine of your co-worker. You might use it to recruit interns. Either way, thanks for... reading? Does this count as watching? Viewing? I don't know. I'm getting off topic. How cares what I believe? Me. How are these beliefs working for me? They're not stopping me from doing anything. YOUR beliefs (on the other hand) ARE doing that..."
Your mother aka thomas's dumb ass
Joe: Ur mum gay
Thomas: ThE PERSON WHO BIRTHED YOU GAY