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To Ejaculate into your own bath water (males only)
A man who is in the bath for more than 15 minutes is definetly 'making egg soup', FACT.
John - "where you going pete?",
Pete - "i'm off upstairs to make egg soup, be down in half hour"
egg soup is a fovourite dish in the Austrian Alps
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A friend you only see once a year, and always hang out with just long enough to remember that you actually hate him.
"I ran into Greg at the bar and he hung around all night talking about corporate personhood. Dude is such a Cadbury Creme Egg."
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On Easter Sunday the priest makes sure to check every alter boy for hidden eggs in their rectal cavitity.
On Easter Sunday, Father O'Brien did a "keister egg hunt" and searched every ass in the church for hidden eggs!
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(n) the product of ejaculating a hefty amount jizz on some broad's butthole with the intention of then rimming her out
Yo nigga, last night I made my girlfriend an egg salad sandwich, but then my dog got to it before I could...
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When a player gets zero KOs while playing Super Smash Bros. It is mandatory that they place their hand to their eye in the shape of a 0 and look around the room.
Kyle: I really sucked that round.
Brian: You probably got a Kramer Goose Egg.
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Derrogatory term for Eight Trey Gangster
I got my plate all fixed for some eggs toast and grits...
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When you dip your nut sack in magic shell chocolate syrup and then she taps the boys with a spoon to reveal a tasty treat.
"Oh last night?, just enjoyed a nice soft boiled egg with the misses".
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