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Shit Proxy

An interface, implemented by software or business process, built on a source of unmanaged and incoherent data, and acts as poorly or poorer in its behavior than if the original data source was interacted with directly.

Developer 1: This API works in the most unbelieve illogical manner.
Developer 2: What do you mean?
Developer 1: When I used the original data source it was at least possible to find the exact thing I wanted and now because this shit proxy written by morons is in the way...I can't get it to do anything because they've changed all the search parameters. It's a fucking unique ID just return the fucking data with the Id specified.

by hel112570 July 11, 2022


Bidet shit

A poop or shit that splashes toilet bowl water onto your bootie hole crack area therefore washing off the poop.

I went to take a shit, but there was no poop in the toilet paper, the bidet shit washed me out very well.

by Moose45 March 28, 2019


brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay

Brb Shitting In A Bag And Selling It On Ebay

i need money.”
“brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay”

by TonaIsAlwaysTired June 29, 2023


shit shoved

The act of receiving amazing anal sex

Girl: I had my shit shoved, I couldn't sit properly for days

by DazzlingViking June 28, 2020


shit shoved

The act of amazing anal sex

Girl: I really got my shit shoved last night, I can barely sit.

by DazzlingViking June 27, 2020


Dumbass shit

When you lose to the Phenix suns 108-110 you utter these carefully placed word's after you have kicked a rubbish bin and all the content's spill out

The cavaliers have 10 seconds down 108-110!

LeBron shoots a 3.. oh it's no good !! It bounced off the rim!!! That's game!!

A few moments later: LeBron James walking into the team tunnel

Poor little rubbish bin: (LeBron James walks behind it and it gets kicked by lebron James as all the content's spill all over the place

LeBron: DUMBASS SHIT!! (LeBron James keeps walking walking

by Mimijojo March 3, 2023


The shit that he don't share

Illicit drugs that are people hoard,greedily, like it's the last drugs they will ever see again.

That must be some fire ass shit. He is stingy with it. That is the shit that he don't share!

by Vanessamaria November 30, 2020