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Stop making sexual advances towards me at every chance you get.
Stop swinging your dick at me at every chance you get.
You can't keep swinging your dick in my direction ,I am not interested.
Stop swinging your dick in my direction , I am not a sexual object
Roasting someone’s lamb is taking there shit and then cooking it in the oven
honey I’m going to Roast your lamb and the season it to a flavor
it's what people scream to win in warfare and blow up the entire universe
Carl: i think i'm gonna say it
Will: Don't do it
Carl: Your grandpap trap
universe: *blows up*
On the 13th of november, it's National appreciate your friends day. You are now legally obligated to tell your friends you appreciate them.
Guy 1: Hey dude, it's National appreciate your friends day
Guy 2: that's a thing that exists
Guy 1: yeah
Guy 2: I appreciate you man
Guy 1: same
A euphemism for masturbation.
Dad: "Quit flying your drone! You'll go blind!"
Kid: "Dad I'm over here"
Jumping your bones, but in the back seat of a car.
Is it weird to have a regular guy jump your car every six months?
it just ryhmes innit, your mom might actually be gay tho i mean she like your dad thats kinda gay innit
did you know ye bomba your mom gay, that kinda crazy!