The day where you kiss your furry friends as passionately as possible on june 2nd
Human: its International kiss your furry friend day. Come here love
Furry: oh god
The act of fornicating in someone's hotel room; preferably with hotel staff.
The bellhop thought that Tony was hot and so offered to put luggage in your room.
*leaves a bunch of cockroaches in ur bed*
its natural prank your cousins
Chris Hansen's way of saying whatever floats your boat. Origin: all the times he replaces an inappropriate word with "blank" on the show To Catch a Predator.
Pred: I wasn't gonna do anything, I swear
Chris Hansen: Whatever blanks your blank.
1. Another way of saying masturbating. Used with the few people who live in a small town called Randlett, Oklahoma. Population: 430
"Hey Billy from across the stoop, You pumpin your grease gun over there, save your energy for your cousin Daisy out in the yonder"
Meaning to apply strong force to the breaker bar you are using to remove a bolt that you unintentionally snap the bar causing you to break your back.
Break your bar, break your back.