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When a girl has a big, fat ass.
Damn, Becky can shit with that thing. Her ass is huge.
when a guy tries to be a gentleman but is actually a complete asshole.
He was a little gentle shit last night, never texting him back again.
Unironic non-fetish art of your favorite male character crossdressing.
“I just drew some art of Ichigo Kurosaki wearing a cute-ass 2000s outfit I saw on Pinterest. Damn, that’s some well done shit.”
When you fill a toilet to the brim with fecal matter and then take your partner, flip them upside down, and while holding them, dunk their head in and continue to mix the fecal matter in with the toilet water until it turns into the color and constancy of a Louisiana swamp. Then, attempt to flush as much water as possibly with your partner's head still in the toilet. Play CCR for more immersion during the act.
"Dude, I totally just surprised my girl last night with the Louisiana Shit Buster"
A nasty wore out and abused asshole usually of a pornstar or a anal sex lover with a gaped asshole
Damn look at that bitch i bet she has a shit ring ya it looks like a chewed up piece of bubblegum
When the bois suck the sack Soo hard they get pure ball sack nut penis in there mouths. This causes the birds to migrate and the baby's to cry.
Yo we should fucking shit bastard retard
An incredibly useful, but useless skill.
Taking a huge dump in less than a minute because the break timer for the hardcore World of Warcraft raid is two minutes.
Raid leader: "Break time 2 minutes"
You: "BRB guys gotta take a raid shit"
-2 minutes later-
You: "Back."