Take a picture with Mr V if your cool

If you take a picture with Mr Vallero your the best person alive.

I take a picture with mr v if your cool

Poetry to your soul

A phrase meaning rommancism, chivalry, poetry (song), love. The ability to show/express love through action (not sexual related)

Allen Beck Stewart : "Davey, dont you have any poetry to your soul"

Seduce Your Adoptive Mom Week

You get to sexually harass your adoptive mother.
And she can't do anything about it until after new years.
Ruin her fucking Christmas in a good way!

Hey moma~ wanna go to the bedroom and maybe.. ya know.. rock it?
It's seduce Your Adoptive Mom week~

Pop your berry

its like the cherry for the vagina just in the bum hole. Cherry+ Bum=Berry

i am gunna pop your berry!

your brother a man lover

Worse than every fathomable insult that a man can tolerate, every time this is said, a curse haunts your family for years, and any and all brothers immediate die of cardiac arrest

Carl: ur mom gay
Steve: Your grandpap a trap

Carl: Don’t make me do this Steve

Steve: I bet you won’t , do it pussy
Carl: your brother a man lover
Steve: immediately implodes, brothers die of severe heart attacks, family rejoices, any man born for the next 20 years dies at age 1. There are no survivors.

Fuck your kids

Let it go or I'm going to make you explain to another pair of parents why THEIR KID had to pay the price for you forgetting what you are.

Hym "Fuck your kids, bitch. Right in the face. Your kids are shit. You are shit. I was going to post a link to the fbi missing kids list but it won't let me copy paste. So, go google it and see for yourself what happens when..."

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How are your whiskers?

means How are you?

“How are your whiskers?”
“My whiskers are good, how are yours?”
“Yeah mine are alright too thanks”