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Roasting someone’s lamb is taking there shit and then cooking it in the oven
honey I’m going to Roast your lamb and the season it to a flavor
it's what people scream to win in warfare and blow up the entire universe
Carl: i think i'm gonna say it
Will: Don't do it
Carl: Your grandpap trap
universe: *blows up*
On the 13th of november, it's National appreciate your friends day. You are now legally obligated to tell your friends you appreciate them.
Guy 1: Hey dude, it's National appreciate your friends day
Guy 2: that's a thing that exists
Guy 1: yeah
Guy 2: I appreciate you man
Guy 1: same
A euphemism for masturbation.
Dad: "Quit flying your drone! You'll go blind!"
Kid: "Dad I'm over here"
Jumping your bones, but in the back seat of a car.
Is it weird to have a regular guy jump your car every six months?
it just ryhmes innit, your mom might actually be gay tho i mean she like your dad thats kinda gay innit
did you know ye bomba your mom gay, that kinda crazy!
Making your way in the world today
Takes everything you've got
Taking a break from all your worries
Sure would help a lot
Wouldn't you like to get away?
All those nights when you've got no lights
The check is in the mail
And your little angel
Hung the cat up by it's tail
And your third fiance didn't show
Sometimes you wanna go
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You wanna be where you can see (ah-ah)
Our troubles are all the same (ah-ah)
You wanna be where everybody knows your name
Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead
The morning's looking bright (the morning's looking bright)
And your shrink ran off to Europe
And didn't even write
And your husband wants to be a girl
Be glad there's one place in the world
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You wanna go where people know
People are all the same
You wanna go where everybody knows your name
Where everybody knows your name (where everybody knows your name)
And they're always glad you came
Where everybody knows your name (where everybody knows your name)
And they're always glad you came
Where everybody knows your name (where everybody knows your name)
And they're always glad you came
Where everybody knows your name (where everybody knows your name)
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