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An incredibly useful, but useless skill.
Taking a huge dump in less than a minute because the break timer for the hardcore World of Warcraft raid is two minutes.
Raid leader: "Break time 2 minutes"
You: "BRB guys gotta take a raid shit"
-2 minutes later-
You: "Back."
when you shit in someones pants and they put them on and it looks like they've shit themselves
"bruh did you just pull a pant shit on kyle"
When you take a shit but there is nothing to wipe or your first wipe doesn’t have shit on it.
I though it would take me a while in the bathroom but I had a shit exactly.
To trash the four cards in a game of Kemps.
*Four un-used cards*
Dealer: "Alright, shit the bitch?"
A TTRPG players overly elaborate mary sue character.
Player: Can I be a 1000 year old half-elf demi-dragon gestapo officer?
DM: No, I don't allow freak shit in my games.
The act or use of inhaling fumes emitted from heroin.
Aye man whats the move tonight?? Just regular stuff, prolly gon be smoking dog shit
When your boyfriend fucked his mate leaving shit on his penis then you give him a blowjob right after.
OMG RYAN!!!!! Did you just give me secondhand shit?