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Shit ass on the toe

The random string of cuss words you say when you smash your toe on an unsuspecting object, like a table corner.

*Person 1 is using phone while it is being charged*
*Person 2 trips on the charger wire, enabling the phone to fly out of Person 1's hands, and to land on Person 1's toe*
Person 1: "SHIT ASS ON THE TOE! SHIT. ASS. ON THE TOE!"

by bitchassonthehodickassonthego September 11, 2017


FREAKING Piss Shit

Freaking Piss shit: a person who drives you crazy you call them a freaking piss shit

"Billy, your being a freaking piss shit!"

by Hehehegeeswis December 27, 2019


Tokyo Shitting

When you drag your ass around a toilet bowl, spreading shit all over the seat.

That old man went Tokyo Shitting in the last stall. He did it for family.

by Tried to tell ya March 5, 2022


stabbing shit

Something a child does when he gets pissed.

Im going to start stabbing shit

by Lessten January 10, 2022


Hillbilly shit

Leaving the front door of your house wide open all day everyday.

My neighbors are always on some hillbilly shit with their windows and doors wide open all the time.

by JackB. Nimble May 11, 2021


I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020


throw some shit down

a non-gross sounding term to define masturbation/"jerking off"/"busting a nut"/idek what else but all of these terms sound gross, with just the syntax

"She had the place to herself all day and was just trying to throw some shit down when her roommate unexpectedly knocked loudly on the door."

"My ex always tried to tell me how often I should throw some shit down...that's why I broke up with them."

by darfefe24 March 15, 2021