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Bearded Jesus looking type of gentleman who cannot control his bowel movements and thus deficates on people’s lawns like an annoying neighbours cat
Person who shits in gardens
When someone does something that is reminiscent of another person's signature move.
#1- Dude, i got wasted last night and was cleaning my gun. Fucked up and shot my tv. That was some dizzle-ass shit to do.
#2- I did some dizzle-ass shit last night. I got drunk and ran out into the ocean. In February.
Leaving a giant shit in the toilet and continuously pissing on it until it breaks and sinks, resembling the game battleships
Todd got excited and yelled to Mike from the bathroom, “I sunk your battle-shit”
When two friends are in toilet cubical next to each other, when the shit hits the toliet water the one which makes the loudest splash wins
"Hey dan, wanna go play battle shits?"
Tell people how you you feel and don’t be a pussy
You better wash the chicken shit off your eggs and get what’s yours
Mimi miller aint shit. Simple.
Light skin female with kid, aint shit and never will be shit. Aka mimi aint shit
When you get on the porcelain throne and pump a few jams and shit until your empty.
Dude 1 : Man you never called me back
Dude 2: I was in quantam shit mode, i had katy perry playing and i was dusting off some pigs in angry birds.
Dude 1: Oh. Ok.