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Alex: Happy birthday lif!!!
Lif: but its not my birthday today
Alex: happy birthday lif!!!its December 7
National Slap the living mess out all the Boyz in your 8th grade class day
Slap the shit out all the Boyz in your 8th grade class on December 7 if one missed out slap him when he comes to school
National fuck your best friend day.
person 1: Hey bestie, wanna fuck
person 2: what-!? no, why!?
person 1: It's December 7th
it’s national hug your girlfriend/crush day! make sure you do it, you won’t forget it!
“hey babe come here *hugs”
girl: “what was that for?”
“it’s December 7, remember?”
National hug a girl day
- hug the most beautiful girl you see today
Boy - *hugs a girl*
Girl - what was that for
Boy - Its December 7
Girl - *butterflies🥰*
A truly epic party where at least seven glasses end up being broken.
NB: Only glasses that end up broken through organic drunken mistakes can be counted towards being qualified as a 7 glass party, any deliberate attempts to break glasses in order to increase count could potentially lead a party goer to be permanently classified as insane
Tom: How was the blowout last night Peter?
Peter: What can I tell you man, it was a 7 glass party.
Tom: Ah man, missed out again.