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A highly experimental, top secret, Beethoven's-the-Ninth dimensional drug;
In the form of an unassuming, but Eckspehnsiv purple pill: Initially It works exaxtly like its 3rd dimensional sleep-aid predecessor: Ambien.
However, the full effects occur during REM-sleep, where the subject immediately wakes. This begins the cycle of a raging, unstoppable urge to slam the nearest two flat objects together with great satisfaction; before moving on to the next two; all the while, frustratingly singing hits from by the flamboyant pop star: Adam Lambert.
George: Hey, Meno, *pauses for dramatic effect..* how did you sleep?
Meno: "AAAUGH!! THE LIGHTS ARE ON BUT YOUR MOM'S NOT HOME!!!
*slams a Cher CD case into a wine cooler lid*
IM SICK OF LAYING DOWN ALONE!!"
*slams a flat-earth map into a regular earth map*
George: *Watches with a slightly bored expression* "Yep.
Must be on that Adam Slambien again.."
Hands down the most poggers human to ever exist. He is very sweet and loving. But sadly has to walk around struggling to lug that fat, juicy, ludicrous dump truck around everywhere he walks. This struggle constantly weighs on his mind and he goes throughout the day. Nevertheless, he makes jokes and remains happy while simultaneously making everyone around him laugh, and is probably racist deep down.
"Oh my GOSH!"
"Is that ADAM GALLO"
"ARA ARA, I heard he has the most colossal Gluteus Maximus around town!"
"Oh my GOSH, It IS MASSIVE... I want it."
"You can't get him he doesn't want you but Gambare Gambare fr"
When you go the wrong way and own goal in a game, or simply just stuff things up yet again.
Wrong Way Adam came about when Adam decided to continually own goal against his own team, furthermore making small mistakes which make you lose yet another game... Don't be an Adam
A very long line of naturally beautiful and thick perfect master race Aryan blue eyes with a few black beauties in there as well.
“Wow Adam’s hoes sure do know how to please him”
“Oh no Adam’s hoes rabid, cover your dicks!!”
A big man with lots of girth. He uses his mysterious charm and intelligence to rizz up every girl in sight. He goes to the gym every day and will make your life a nightmare. Although his weiner is small approximately 2.3 inches long his muscles attract woman like never before
“ Yo Dylan keep your girl away from Connor Adams he will have her squirting rivers”
This person has red hair, is medium height, slim, has medium big, full lips, is lightly freckled, has porcelain-colored skin and a pointed nose. For every year that passes she becomes more and more attractive. She has a calm personality with curiosity for all living things, is living for her acting and chooses her conversations with words of welcoming care. Acting is her life long passion and she has been within mostly very good movies. When you're listening to this person you get grabbed by her tranquil atmosphere and just want to feel more of her serene accepting aura. A serious soul with great ambition and professional spirit. Men flock around her because of her youthful charm and fearless personality.
Yes, we've had a close relationship for a time now. Why – was that the question? Mhm. First, she is very educated on and has much to say about her craft, so we can discuss acting for hours. Second, well, I think she is an amazing person and friend in every way. By that I also mean she is there for me; she only speeks words of kindness. Could you guess that? Hahaha. You know, the people I know all say the same about her. Being near her kind of seems hypnotic, because of her friendliness and tranquility, I suppose, right? Isn't she ... just plainly wonderful, don't you think? –Marilyn Monroe—Interview december 2016 about the closest people in her life, now duscussing Amy Adams