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When a girls sucking your dick you punch her in the back of the head and say "Mike Tyson".
I gave her the Mike Tyson
A marinara Mike is similar to a wet Willy. The only difference is that the finger is dipped into marinara sauce instead of one’s mouth.
I just gave bill a massive marinara Mike
When you shit on someone's chest and put a cigarette on it
Bro my wife gave me the Dirty Mike Hammer last night and called me a dirty man whore!! I think this BDSM is getting way out of hand
The real way to pronounce Michael
Bob: Michael, can you pass me the ketchup
Micheal: it's MIKE KHAI ELLE!!!
Mother approved of this urban dictionary post. Only as long as it isn't read by women other than Karen Pence (mother's approved choice of wife), because that would constitute a devilish sin.
Mike Pence asked mother for permission to eat a single cookie and drink a glass of warm milk. Mother approved.
alongside Bernie Madoff and Hilarry Clinton, the human epitome of political corruption in modern Canada
Since I hate corruption, I also hate Mike Duffy as a politician