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commonly reffered to a virgin, who generaly fantasizes about incest and beastiality, and who eats their own ejaculate for sustanance
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lesser of two or more options. the GO TO in a jam. your last resort at the prom.
Well if she dont work out i still have becky as the half back option.
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When your girlfriend (or boyfriend if you swing that way) stops mid way through giving you a blowjob to kiss you on the lips.
A full moon kiss would be when they kiss you on the lips, after they have given the blowjob.
The former is arguably preferable.
Guy 1: "Dude, Alice is so good at giving head. She even stopped half way through and gave me a half moon kiss!"
Guy 2: "Nice!"
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Someone who thinks they're very smart but is really fucking stupid.
"I consider myself a skeptical person and I've done my research. When you look into it, the Earth is flat."
"Dude, are you half way retarded?"
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What a woman calls the experience she has with a man or men when she has a great ride with a well endowed, large or long gifted man, whom she can get on and off quickly.
She sure likes that half mile freeway…
In the middle of sex, as dude gets up to grab/check something before returning back to finish.
There goes my half-boned prince off to check his phone.
the command in most branches of the US Armed Forces usually precedes "front leaning rest position, move!"
for those uninitiated, the leaning rest is the formal name for push-up position.
so, this command is when you know you're fucked.
DS: Why were you late, Private?
PFC: Sergeant, I wa-
DS: NO EXCUSES, PRIVATE! (In command-calling voice:) HALF RIGHT, FACE!
PFC, MENTALLY: haha. I'm boned.