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The day bad bitches and the funniest people are born.
Friend 1: Ur mom's such a baddie
Friend 2: Well no shit, she's born on Sep 8.
A government program dat allows lust-crazed low-income people to individually obtain "simple but sufficient" private residences so that they can then meet at each other's apartments and "get it on" with each other.
"Hot 'n' heavy" encounters wif da opposite gender may indeed be delightful, but if you lack sufficient income to "get a room" every time and would therefore risk your intimate escapades' being observed by other humans, you may need to obtain Sextion 8 housing first.
"Today is national eat ass day because it is July 8, you know what that means
send your girlfriend a pic of your pnis
Jane: Hey you know what day it is? july 8
Mark: Yea, fine *sends a pic of his pnis*
You:" wtf are you doing?"
Me:" oh its july 8 so it's also kamii day, gotta praise my lord"