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dylan

an awesome guy who likes non sporting events. He is not gay and he is a beast.

man that guy dylan is not gay
other guy yeh he is not gay

by Greenmonkey2711 November 23, 2017


Dylan

He is a a beast of a man, who has sex with women at least 15 times a minute. His penis would match any Congolese man on a fine day. If you know a dylan you are so lucky, tell him that you love him and want to have children with him because there’s a chance that he will accept the offer because he hasn’t had male offspring yet.

Oh my god look at that man, he’s definitely a dylan

by Nathanieljm21 September 14, 2021


Dylan

A guy everyone likes.Every girl would be lucky to have him.He can be shy at first but once you get used to him he’s really nice.When you say he’s wrong his voice gets high.He has brown hair (everyone likes touching his hair). He is the fastest kid you will ever meet.He plays sports such as soccer and basketball.He May be short , but there will be at least one girl that will be shorter.He has really good ideas when it comes to dieing.He May have divorced parents but he doesn’t show his sadness.He is eager to get an A in all of his classes and he has a crush one one girl out of the whole school.Everyone Wounders who it is.He always has that one wild friend.Little did everyone know Dylan is ....GAY!

Example - “How is Dylan so fast?”

by Shush tee October 3, 2018


dylan

He's the most kind, funny, handsome guy you will ever meet and as soon as you see him you will fall in love. But you won't only fall in love you will fall into his dreamy eyes the way he smiles when something truly amuses him. You become great friends with Dylan and feel like everything is going your way and it is....because you have your self a Dylan, a person who truly restores faith in humanity. And when ever he walks in a room your face lights up like nothing could stop you from grinning ear to ear for no dumb reason. He is truly sunshine and happiness on earth. A Dylan is a person who doesn't care what you look like on the outside, but cares deeply about your actions. And when he has a girlfriend he will treat her with the utmost respect and compassion. And trust me......if you have yourself a Dylan.....NEVER ever let that go. Hold on to your Dylan forever because you are extremely lucky that you have yourself a Dylan. never let go. Hold on to that forever and keep him close to your heart.he is special in ever way possible. He is the moon to the sun.

a Dylan is someone who you need in your life right now.

by notsocial7 October 20, 2019


Dylan

Someone who seems very innocent but is actually very guilty...but still fun to be around, for some...

"Dylan is being bad!"

"No, that's not true"
"Watch this video"

"Ok...maybe he is little BAD"

by dj_beans October 27, 2020


Dylan

DO NOT DATE A DYLAN. They are like psycho. They are rude and abusive.

Ew its dylan hes toxic stay away!!

by guesswhatyousuckdick May 5, 2020


Dylan

Really smelly guy who always stinks up the room. His stench is so bad it kills plants near him. Dylan is the type of guy to nut on his shirt and leave it on there.

Girl: PHEWW did you smell Dylan today? What the heck hes smelly! I prefer his friend Saleh.. much hotter and actually smells nice.. hes also into skibidi toilet.. what a sigma

by itqxve February 13, 2024