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When a roadman (preferably over lvl 203) says you have got some nice or “peng” shoes or “creps”
You (a new roadman lvl 1 with your mandem):Oi blud!
Little T(an experienced lvl 999 roadman with his mandem):Oi wagwan Mandem youve got some peng creps fam!
You:Thanks fam i be rocking these bare timbs!
a clever (or maybe not) pun on having tricks up ones sleeves.
"I don't know what I'm going to do, But this dog with a shirt has some ticks up its sleeves"
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Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do this horrible thing.
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YouTube has taken over this meme. It’s underrated, and, if you don’t worship the corn…
It’s over for your kneecaps
40-Year-Old in a corn costume: Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn
YouTube/Internet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Let me bring examples that happen in my school... (to prevent lawsuits and snoopings, I will avoid mentioning class and student names)
so in my first class, some are quite enjoyable to talk to even the hot ones, others will try to end the conversation
and in my second class, ESPECIALLY my 2nd class.. some girls i have to initiate with and they even try to reject me by looking into their phones and usually not initiating with me.. but a select few of them still like to talk to me.. today there was a cutie who called my name out (she sat behind me and i felt shocked) and she asked me if i had a book that was needed for homework.. i told her yeah and gave her the book because she said she needed to take shots of it.. it was 2 mins and she gave the book back to me.. but the other cutie and i didn't talk to each other at all today
aaanddd in my third class, there was a cutie who i sat next to and i was focusing on the computer as we worked on something, i didn't talk to her but i did notice her rubbing her legs in her sweats and she switched to another spot... HOWEVER ANOTHER CUTIE (whom I just found out had her bf and her posted on social media, lol) kept on smiling at me and i finally decided to talk to HER, and we still talk and she like plays with her hair on the occasion.. lol
Why do SOME women (even the sexy ones) prefer to talk to me while others (ESPECIALLY the sexy ones) require I talk to them
Why the fuck do SOME women like me and OTHERS don't?
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When one goes to collect commodities from a local deader, but is forced to stay longer than expected due to police presence outside. For example, I went to pick up weed, the police parked outside, now I stuck watching Spongebob with my dealer's kids.
Gents, I went to pick up some parts and now I'm stuck in traffic. I won't be able to attend the meeting today
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I aint never seen two pretty bestfriends....
one of em always gotta be ugly...
Dont Call me Handsome If you wont give me some of that BADONKADONK........
dont give him the badonkadonk
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