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A highly experimental, top secret, Beethoven's-the-Ninth dimensional drug;
In the form of an unassuming, but Eckspehnsiv purple pill: Initially It works exaxtly like its 3rd dimensional sleep-aid predecessor: Ambien.
However, the full effects occur during REM-sleep, where the subject immediately wakes. This begins the cycle of a raging, unstoppable urge to slam the nearest two flat objects together with great satisfaction; before moving on to the next two; all the while, frustratingly singing hits from by the flamboyant pop star: Adam Lambert.
George: Hey, Meno, *pauses for dramatic effect..* how did you sleep?
Meno: "AAAUGH!! THE LIGHTS ARE ON BUT YOUR MOM'S NOT HOME!!!
*slams a Cher CD case into a wine cooler lid*
IM SICK OF LAYING DOWN ALONE!!"
*slams a flat-earth map into a regular earth map*
George: *Watches with a slightly bored expression* "Yep.
Must be on that Adam Slambien again.."
Being Adam Cornall means you probably have an obsessive foot fetish but be in extreme denial.
The smell of KFC usually ignites this addiction.
The smell of sweaty chicken reminds him of the smell of his feet after a "hard" day doing nothing.
OMG YOUR TOES LOOK FUNNY.... AKA I LOVE THEM AND WISH THEY WERE IN MY MOUTH BECAUSE IM ADAM CORNALL
A factory originally based in Fraserburgh and other locations across the UK run by Tories, who believe they have a higher status than anyone else.
'I work in Gray and Adams, dinna you spik to me like at'
A fat peice of shit. A big guy that eats a lot of food and is whipped. His in a group called "people who don't salad" sadly only one member because Gage Big Adam ate them all.
Gage Adam would eat ten cheeseburgers in one bite.
4 foot icicle broken ways and shoved up your asshole sideways.
I bet Jared from subway got the ol' frosty adam in prison.