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A man that feeds off the juice that comes outa the anus.. and must butt loving you to survive. If they get you too hard.. They might turn you into a anal vampire. And your forced to go around at night to butt love everyone to survive..To repell a anal vampire! spit out your window and pee all over your bed partner and eat your shit.
How to kill an anal vampire. This is most difficult! You must steal his magickal gold. In his left hand. Then you most make sure to stab a stake in his weewee and his butthole. This should paralize him. Then you must give him a alaskan firedragon so he chockes and dies..
How to tell if your friends a anal vampire. First.. if he says he likes big butts and tight butts.. Second, If he talks about bleeding from his penis. Last, If he eats bananas. alot.
Btw, These are real. Females can be infected too...
OMG... This man snuck in my bed last night and gave me some butt lovin'... Think he was a anal vampire.
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1. A female, usually skanky and having self-esteem issues, who loves anal sex.
That bitch sitting at the bar is a total anal dancer. You can tell by the way she swings her thick ass that she loves it in the pooper.
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A community of hairs living on the land of the anus.
George: I hear anal pubes are the new Paki's - they're dark, they like ass, and they smell like shit.
Vishnu: HOLY FUCK! I wish i was an anal pube.
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1.a person who uses his cock to give a another person anal pleasure
2. an insult to a person
hey you anal archeologist
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An anal virgin is a guy who has never been fucked in his asshole.
I was an anal virgin until I came to the Academy -- now, several other cadets fuck me regularly!
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When a man/woman is usually on their hands and knees(doggy style) or sometimes standing up, and they get a big hard cock up their ass. Some women like it, and some women can't stand the pain. The reason some people like it is because they like the feeling of having a cock in the back. And guys like it because it's tight, and can sometimes feel better than vaginal sex.
1: My boyfriend pounded my tight ass last night! His cock was so big, and it felt so fricken good!
2: Kyle sat on Caleb's d*ck and slowly went up and down.
3: Carol got on her hands and knees and begged her boyfriend for anal sex.
4: Gabe loves giving his girlfriend anal, because he loves pounding her tight as* with his huge hard cock.
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(N): Anal Blast; When someone is pounding the shit out of another's ass hole and proceeds to ejaculate into their asshole.
(V): Anal Blasting; the act of anal blasting.
(1): So how'd it go?
(2): Well, not bad for a first date. It started out kinda slow, but before I knew it we were anal blasting.
(1): Awesome!
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