february 9th (attack jeremy day)

feberuary 9th is the day you get to freely attack anybody named jeremy. we hate you, people named jeremy!

"I can slap you, it's February 9th (attack jeremy day). I can attack anybody named Jeremy."

chode attack

When a bunch of women chomp some chewy chode

Yesterday my sister and her friends gave me a chode attack .

Cat attack

When a cat stares at your soul waiting to attack at the right moment.

The cat stares for 1 hour you stand still doing nothing. 5 hours later the cat brings out his claws. 5 more hours later the cat attack jumps at your face Scratching your eye,nose and mouth. the cat scratches your hand has you try to grab the cat. The cat leaps out of your face blood dripping on your face. You try to get the bandages but it still bleeding so you wrap your face in toilet paper and go to sleep. You wake up and you die. The screen shows game over. You punched the computer screen Then you said: fuck this I'm gonna play another game

Spaziodal attack

having a utter mental breakdown or otherwise having a snap happen within the brain.

I cant handle this political bullshit anymore, I feel like I'm going to have a Spaziodal attack right now

Attacking her pink fortress

To attack one's pink fortress is to have vaginal intercourse, or if you don't know, the act of shoving one's penis into her vagina

Past tense: Attacked her pink fortress

Tyrone: "Yo, what you doin' wit' Cindy, man?"

Leshawn: "Attacking her pink fortress"

Planic Attack

The feeling when you're about to go to a social event by yourself and then get paralyzed at the thought of looking lonely and pathetic so you blast invites to anyone who might be available.

Andy must have been hit with a planic attack because he just invited me to this movie that starts in three minutes.

velociraptor attack

The act of having sex or person you have sex with.

"How many days since your last velociraptor attack?"