thong birds

Females of the species, usually young and attractive, wearing swimming attire or less common undergarments designed with a narrow band of fabric extending across the pelvic arch and thence between the buttocks thereby connecting the frontal and dorsal parts of the garment.

He's such an unambitious pervert he gets off looking at the thong birds in Victoria's Secret or the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.

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Blue Bird

my favorite brand of school buses

They have a lot of Blue Birds at Spring Grove.

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word as a bird

Adj.

Used in describing your 'high.'

N.

Used to indicate your 'high.'

"I'm word as a bird high."
I'm so high.

"I'm word as a bird."
I'm high.

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Bird Head

A term to describe a girl with very small hair on her head, like a fade

Hey Ray, did you see that bird head on the run way?

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bird squash

worm chew from bird spit in babies mouths

mommy bird gave the hungry baby bird bird squash for dinner

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Bird-Dog

When a male has mounted his partner and is thrusting his penis into the partners mouth, he removes said penis and moves it wildly from one side of the face to the other. The receiving partner then wildly follows the penis with his or her head trying to catch it. Imagine a dog trying to catch a bird.

As an extra note, the slapping of the face, cheek, and chin with the penis is acceptable/encouraged.

Playa 1: Did you hook up with that girl last night?
Playa 2: You bet your ass I did. I bird-dogged her for half an hour.

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Prisoner-Bird

A fat dykey bird who looks like she is from or should be in, prisoner cell block H.

Here comes that fuckin fat prisoner bird Sharon Rennie!!

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