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we like them dumb and we like them smart.I like the ones with the pretty eyes. Well i like all kinds of guys. STOP, what happened? How about the ones we especially like. Which ones? You know the ones with the cars that go. I hear ya. Hit it. It was me and the possy with bunny d. We were cruizn in the jags or the lamberginies. When low in behold there apeard a morrage. He was hookin up a car in his daddys garage.We stoped short did a double take.He was lookin so fine i thought i wasnt awake.He was obviously hooking up face i asume. But then he turned the little button AND THE CAR WENT BOOM! We like them short and we like them tall. We like them one and we like them all.THey're always adding speakers when they find the room. As they know we love the guys with the cars that go BOOM. And see my boufriend really knows where its at. Hes got 50 inch wolfers all along the back.He makes a car man. Im going to my room. But id rather say OWW WITH HIS CAR THAT GOES BOOM!
We like the cars, the cars that go boom. We're tigre and bunny and we like the boom.We like the cars, the cars that go boom. We're tigre and bunny and we like the boom.
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Any fund raising car wash where hot teen girls in shorts and bikini tops are put on the street with signs directing you to the car wash as a way to drum up business.
Seems like there's a Texas Car Wash on every corner this weekend.
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A woman that likes vaginal, oral, and anal sex
Me: "Where can I park it?"
Gayle: "What do you mean?"
Me: "If dicks were cars, you would be a 3 car garage!"
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The biggest jerks on the road, most of the time if somebody cuts you off, speeds, gets too close, or is an all around jerkish driver, they will most likely be in a white car.
That is the third time somebody's almost hit me today, and they were ALL white car drivers!
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The frequent site on roadway medians of two cop cars pulled up along side each other facing opposite directions, allowing the officers to talk to one another
Hey are those two cars illegally parked? No those two dudes are cop car 69ing while their women are in the mall.
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a car that in youre oppinion is realy good.
john says to his freind , hey have you seen that new lamborgini , freind says "YEA ITS A SHIT CAR THAT INNIT"
or "HEY ITS A SHIT CAR THIS" ...
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A woman that likes vaginal, oral, and anal sex
Me: "Where can I park it?"
Gayle: "What do you mean?"
Me: "If dicks were cars, you would be a 3 car garage!"
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