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The action of a chad proceeding to stick his fork in your corn dog and waving it in a figure 8 pattern. Often gets soaked in ketchup.
What the hell Ethan. You gave Dylan a bloody chode. Whats he gonna eat now.
A chode bum is where you have a ass so flat you look like Miley Cyrus at the VMA's twerking on Robin Thicke.
"Man, did you see Miley's chode bum at the VMA's this year?"
Something having the characteristics, or appearance of, a chode.
I was out last night and saw this guy who was quite chode-like.
A penis with unparalleled size and girth, classified by at least a 5:1 width to length ratio. Giga chodes often come with a 10+ inch length with a tip that is exceedingly larger than what it should appear to be.
No woman can handle the Giga Chode
Getting a big toe and putting it inside of a vagina, causing the toe to get wet, and therefore, putting it in to someone’s ear to give them a shock
Holly gave Chloe a wet chode. She was shocked
Placing the biggest human toe in to the ejaculated substance of the preferred sex, and putting it in the ear of someone to give them a shock (preferably a human so you don’t get convicted by the rspca, or an adult so you don’t get put on the children’s sex offenders list). This is commonly used by people from Bradford, as the common incest ways of the people get the better of them, so they feel the need to do this to their close family members.
Muhammad gave his cousin Fatima a wet chode, shortly before marrying her younger sister which was an even bigger shock (he was 28 she was 13) They then moved in to a small terraced house in BD4. He is now a taxi driver and owns abs kebabs. She now looks after the 15 kids with birth defects due to incest