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Cry Baby College.
The students cry every time they lose any sports event.
“Did you see that we beat cbc yesterday? Yeah, all of the Christian Brothers College kids were crying.”
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A school located near alum rock where all the boys are roadmen with their geek bars dead trims and the girls with their shitty nails wanting to be in every boys bed.
What’s the school with dead tings? hodge hill college👍
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A place full of memers, filthy fortnite players and people who spend hundreds of dollars on Fortnite cosmetics.
I heard he bought he went to Saint Michael's College, no wonder why he's so good.
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A (somehow) accredited institution of "higher" learning, which spends far more time, money, and effort on the part of administration policing student culture than it has ever spent maintaining the basic necessities students require to function in a rigorous academic context.
EXAMPLE 1:
Graduate: "I went to Warren Wilson College"
Colleague: "Damn dude, sorry about those loans"
Employer: "Have we drug-screened you yet?"
Parent: "Isn't that a nudist colony?"
EXAMPLE 2: (This actually happened)
Uber Driver: "So what kind of school is Warren Wilson College?"
Student: "It's a work college, we work 15 hours a week and that goes straight to our tuition"
Uber Driver: "Your earnings go straight to room and board? So you're... sharecropping?"
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A College or University where the student populous consists of a majority of idiots. There may be a few intellectual individuals, students or professors, on campus but that's all you get.
Many colleges and universities across the nation are Hot Dog Colleges indeed because anyone who can sleaze there way through high school can get in. Nobody really learns anything there.
Bill: I'm going to MSU! They accepted and I didn't even apply!
Ted: Any hot dog can get into that Hot Dog College!
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home to some of the best people you will ever meet.
The students of Grove City College are boss
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“The place where the devil teaches his workings”. This is primarily done my brain washed minions, more commonly known as "Teachers". If a person wishes to loose the will to live and be imprisoned for 25 hours of torture...come to Garforth Community College, where we can educate you by some of the most retarded tutors in the world!!!
Oh and don’t forget guys....REVISE, because you don’t wan to crash and burn
Person A - How I wish I could find the gateway to hell...
Person B - Well sure sunny, step right up and go through the new pointless door way...then choose any direction because it all leads the same place!
Emo A - I wish I could die slowly and painfully
Emo B - I've heard good things about Garforth Community College
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