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Better dead than red was a conservative saying regarding Communism and it's expansion being something to stop at all costs!
I would rather be dead than red!
The urgent need to hit the toilet after a heavy or sometimes sketchy meal.
Usually preceded by really smelly, rank farts.
Man, Nic really did eat a shit tonne of Sethros for lunch today, I think he's gone to "shovel a dead rat".
After no November comes dead dick December , this month of agonizing pain or joy consists of beating your meat the amount the date says , therefore if it were December 7th you’d beat your meat 7 times a day and if you make it to December 31st which means you beat your meat 31 times in a day your literally a “G” and probally dead inside but good luck and happy holidays , Christmas should be fun.
Man I don’t think my meat can take dead dick December any more I’m about to pass out
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A dead beat mother is a bitch who puts her own selfish needs before her children. A bitch that will make sure that she's groomed, but doesn't care about the appearance of her kids. A bitch who claims to do it all on her own but secretly has her baby daddy on child support. A bitch who is more concerned about the next MF instead of making sure her kids are taken care of. A bitch who will down talk a woman who makes her children her first priority while she could give two fucks about the ones she gave birth to.
She thinks she's mother of the year, but the world knows she's truly a dead beat mother.
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The act of copulating ones self with a hand that has fallen asleep from lack of circulation
Yo man I woke up with a numb hand today so I gave myself a dead mans handjob.
A person who continues, at length to continue on a topic that has exhausted its usefulness to the rest of the crowd, to expound and explore the dead topic.
Someone who, despite being told the topic is a "dead horse" continues to converse on that topic.
I can't believe Tim is still arguing about toothpaste with Bob, Bob agreed with him 20 minutes ago! What a dead horse Jockey.