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When your fucking a girl in winter and it’s to cold to finish in her
Boy 1 How was last night with Suzy
Boy 2 not good it was to cold in my house (because I’m a no good bum who can’t pay my heat bill) do I had to give her a Canada Dry
The one soda that still tastes good after going flat while being sugar and caffeine free.
"The Canadian ball sack goes Canada Dry after a month of back to back sex. "
When you need a beer because you're parched
Alan: *overly dehydrated* "Jenna grab me a beer I need to wet my dry!"
A dry patch is a wet patch but when you’re high you say dry patch without knowing it
1st person Yo dude there’s a dry patch over there !!!
2nd person; yoooo that’s a wet patch you fucking mongrel
if i had to save pancakes woman or waffles woman im saving the pancakes woman and im also sucking her dry
runnin from the cops with no money
yo im runnin dry rn i cant talk
After pooping, still having the urge to poop but there is nothing left.
My stomach is cramping and I've had dry sheaves all day.