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When you try something hoping it won't be as bad as you think it'll be and it's so terrible that you'll regret trying it for the rest of your life.
My girlfriend talked me into letting her sounding on me, it was like Slovak Mexican Food. I regret everything in my life that lead to me saying yes.
A term usually used in international comparisons of different countries versions of Mexican food as the lowest standard
Damn dude that was some Slovak Mexican food right there I'm gonna puke I think it poisoned me
When you and your spouse say you are going to eat healthy together and then one of you eats fastfood in secret
It was only 2 weeks into the new year and I committed fast food adultery behind my wives back.
Where you get a load of shit roll around in it. Then get some more shit and throw it at each other until your both (or all) a brown sticky mess
Me and Julie just had a Nigerian food fight how riveting
The thin, flawless, outright sexy girls you see in fast food commercials on television.
Did you see that hot babe on that tv commercial? She looks nothing like the mutant swine you actually see eating at fast food establishments on a regular basis.
*Sigh* I know! Fast food hotties.
Gratification of a deeper need, but neither nourishing nor filling. Causes regret, self-loathing and massive weight gain in the long run.
Dang, the last three jerks I dated turned into fast food relationships. I gotta detox or something.
A virgin ginger bitch who tends to be on the tinier side. She tends to be non-vaccine, and she is usually a bitch.
Me: Yo, I just banged that Whole Foods Cherry.
Him: Damn, good for you I guess, but I’m not about that shit.