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When you are overcome with an uncomfortable situation that can leave you feeling slightly embarrassed and wished you had a remote control for your life to hit the fast forward button.
A sex scene came on while I was watching T.V with my mom and it was fucking awkward.
When you have totally fucked up your body practicing how to do tattoos
He is ink fucked and still can't do a tattoo.
There is only one possibility when you place one or more negroes together in a room with one or more banana mama's!
You'll end up with some black tissue!
In case if the black tissue is alive, it's called 'a nigger fuck' or 'niglet'!
Or, also possible is when a bunch of nigger fucks come out, then you'll have to call em in plural, 'nigger fuckS' or nigletS;
When placing male and female niggers together, you can expect an increase of 300% of that population in nigger fucks in the first year!
After 9 months the room will be too small, and nigger fucks will start screaming, running, and stealing around like crazy!
A pig breeds a pig,
Niggers produce fucks!
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Mel Gibson's favorite catchphrase!
Gibson: "Those fucking jews hated the Passion, do you know why sugartits?"
Officer: "Sir, if you call me sugartits again you will be tazed."
Gibson: "Because they're fucking jews Sugartits!" *tazed* "Damn jews and their tazers!"
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Absolutely nothing at all, the most extreme degree of nothing.
Sol: No, it's a moissanite.
Bad Boy Lincoln: A what-a-nite?
Sol: A moissanite is an artificial diamond, Lincoln. It's Mickey Mouse, man. Spurious. Not genuine. And it's worth... Fuck all.
(From the movie "Snatch")
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When a girl grinds her pussy on a guy's dick before he sticks it in and fucks her.
Chad was in the middle of a Ground Fuck with Kiersten until her dad walked in and started shootin his gun!
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The state of being disoriented or being messed with mentally.
Bill just found out he's adopted.
Dam he must be mind fucked.
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