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jesus titty fucker

Exclamation. When something goes wrong... either a limp dick during sex or experiencing extreme physical pain. A curse used in the most extreme cases.

(after gettting shot in the balls) or (stubbed in the toe) or (after making a surprise discovery)
Bob: "JESUS TITTY FUCKER!!!!!! my balls"
or
Mitch: "JESUS TITTY FUCKER! move this fucking furniture Jessica!"
Or
Butch: " JESUS TITTY FUCKER!!! That whore gave me AIDS! I thought it was weird she had a dick..."

by Alex Kondraki July 04, 2006


Bad Mother Fucker

From the movie "Shaft"

I heard that cat Shaft is a bad mother...Shut your mouth! But I'm talkin' bout Shaft!

by Trigdog April 08, 2005


Shallow Poet Fucker

A man who choses to just dance with women's energy. The kind of guy who never goes all the way into a relationship. He enjoys opening a woman but never claiming her. He's just a buzzing bee.

Joe took Mary out, he wined her and dined her, he told her many times how beautiful she was, he looked deeply into her eyes and he took her home, slept with her. Left the following morning - but never rang her again.

A shallow poet fucker!

by LianaG October 29, 2006


bum fucker jucie

bum fucker jucie is the stuff that comes out of the ass after penertration
aka shit and cum

im gonna go get my self some bum fucker jucie whooooooooo

by Nathan djdamster September 22, 2007


Fuckers From Fuckertown

Just plain fuckers. Anyone who is a fucker, but in special cases where you want to be even more specific. I wish I could say I made this up but a little old lady in a nursing home was the first person ever to say it. I heard her say it and am saying she was the first person ever to say it.

Fuckers from Fuckertown.

by zombielogic February 15, 2010


Dick Duck Fucker

A) A pejorative for a Roman. This term has its origins in the phrase "Dick Duck Fart"--a Roman motto (dic duc ferte) meaning say, lead, and bear. Rome's subjugated people referred to their conquerors as "Dick Duck Fuckers."

B) Possibly apocryphal texts suggest that the term had its origins in an incident involving a legionnaire and a Gaul. Like all Romans, the legionnaires would march through enemy territory chanting "Dick Duck Fart." As one especially savage soldier chopped a baby's head off, the mother screamed: "You're all dick duck fuckers!" making a mockery of the Roman battle cry. She was subsequently drawn and quartered.

Mick: Bush and Obama are a couple of imperialist Dick Duck Fuckers.

Kassie: What does Dick Duck Fucker mean?

Mick: It's Latin.

by McMeddles February 23, 2014


Hardcore Mother Fucker

Young 18 year old male suffering from chronic B.o. and nits. Who enjoys dipping his wick in pensioners

A.K.A Gary yates
Of leam spa
Pensioner A.K.A - Darrelle Bannister

Squirting ones BollockYogurt in A Pensioner (O.A.P.)

by Anton Marks November 02, 2004