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1. An individual who pleasures themselves by inserting their dick into a waffle dipped in water or a frozen waffle that has been left in the freezer for too long and becomes soggy when heated.
Zach you are a Soggy Waffle Fucker
We can't keep waffles in the house anymore because Zach is a Soggy Waffle Fucker.
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This is a phrase you use with your friends when they can go out on a friday night and you can't because you have some other boring shit to do.
Sarah:We gotta go. Have fun studying tonight.
Lenna: Tgif mother fucker.
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Exclamation. When something goes wrong... either a limp dick during sex or experiencing extreme physical pain. A curse used in the most extreme cases.
(after gettting shot in the balls) or (stubbed in the toe) or (after making a surprise discovery)
Bob: "JESUS TITTY FUCKER!!!!!! my balls"
or
Mitch: "JESUS TITTY FUCKER! move this fucking furniture Jessica!"
Or
Butch: " JESUS TITTY FUCKER!!! That whore gave me AIDS! I thought it was weird she had a dick..."
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I heard that cat Shaft is a bad mother...Shut your mouth! But I'm talkin' bout Shaft!
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A man who choses to just dance with women's energy. The kind of guy who never goes all the way into a relationship. He enjoys opening a woman but never claiming her. He's just a buzzing bee.
Joe took Mary out, he wined her and dined her, he told her many times how beautiful she was, he looked deeply into her eyes and he took her home, slept with her. Left the following morning - but never rang her again.
A shallow poet fucker!
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bum fucker jucie is the stuff that comes out of the ass after penertration
aka shit and cum
im gonna go get my self some bum fucker jucie whooooooooo
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Just plain fuckers. Anyone who is a fucker, but in special cases where you want to be even more specific. I wish I could say I made this up but a little old lady in a nursing home was the first person ever to say it. I heard her say it and am saying she was the first person ever to say it.
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