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A person who loves you openly and unconditionally without expecting anything in return. They are very loyal and protective.
Their characteristics resemble those of a golden retriever.
Some typical traits include: being extroverted and loving people, very energetic and optimistic, smiling a lot, described as funny/goofy
“What does a golden retriever person look like?”
“She is the golden retriever in our relationship.”
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When a female is urinating on a mans face for sexual pleasure and passes a kidney stone.
Would you like me to give you a golden meteor shower?
Used to surprise ones girlfriend for a Birthday, the Golden Gate Steamer, always performed on a Yacht, involves the act of motor boating an unsuspecting female as the boat goes under the Golden Gate Bridge. If done correctly, steam will collect on the inside of her blouse/tube-top.
Man Eric gave the best Golden Gate Steamer since Obama became President!
When you're having anal sex and pee directly into the anus of said person.
Bro I drank too much before taking that girl home last night, I accidentally gave her a Golden Hot Pocket.
The nickname for the incredibly high fire rate of the VZ-61 Skorpion.
You here about Ivan? The KGB heard him dissenting against the Kremlin and hit him with the Czechoslovakian golden shower.
The feat of having a foursome with the girls from the three Scandinavian Countries (a Danish, a Swedish and a Norwegian girl).
Easier versions of this are the Lifetime Scandinavian Triple and the Scandinavian Triple.
A Scandinavian Triple is said to be accomplished if you sleep with the girls from the three nationalities (in any order) on three successive nights, while a lifetime Scandinavian triple is accomplished if you manage to do the feat over your lifetime.
This version of the Scandinavian Triple has not been achieved in recorded history.
This is it, this is my best shot at nailing a Golden Scandinavian Triple.
Keep it cool bro, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity, you don't wanna blow it.
When you cup your hands and let a girl pee. Catching it in your mouth lapping it up like a thirsty Labrador at the end of your wrists!
That girl I was drinking with all night had to pee. I though to myself, let's do a golden niagra falls because I am thirsty and a little bit dirty!