An ever-green plant that grows in the Canadian north. The stalk is green, and leaves are long resembling those of a spider plant.
Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.
Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.
Hey! Check out that Canadian over there. He's got Great Canadian Coconuts for sale!
Daughter of their maternal first cousin’s child with the paternal first cousin’s child or double-first cousin’s granddaughter.
My double-first great-cousin-niece is a good person.
Stupid school that I regret joining
Yk Saint Gregory the Great the stupid school? Yeah it’s so bad!
Grandparent's male first cousin.
My first great-cousin-uncle is a good person.
A world full of poons who push the pandemic button rather than communicate and deal with things logically and efficiently.
I didn't know so many poons existed in the world until the Great Poondemic.
A phrase used to describe either someone's birthday, someone's conception or the September 11th Attacks
" Wow, Dave, I can't believe you were born on the day of the Great Tragedy."
"You know I wasn't born on 9/11 right?"
"No, I'm talking about the day your mother was born"
"Shit"