got bruce lee on his ass

to beat the hell out of some one, to get real angry at someone. go midevil on his ass

old Karl seen Jeremy the other day and "got Bruce Lee on his ass"

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eat up his weight in groceries

From the 1971 song "Amos Moses", a phrase referring to a person that gorges on food. It literally means that one can eat the equivalent of their weight in food, and unless the person exercises vigorously, the chances are high that they're huge.

(There) lived a man named Doc Milsap and his pretty wife Hanna, (and) they raised up a son who could eat up his weight in groceries! Named him after a man of the cloth, Called him Amos Moses!" -Jerry Reed, "Amos Moses

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loves me like his Ford

Love as deep and lasting as it can be.

Dick spends more time with that old ratrod than he spends up against my sweet white ass. I wish he would play me more, so I would know that he loves me like his Ford. I'm so jealous of that piece of junk.

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Getting his Ds Played

Getting your dick sucked

Matt was on the breesway, getting his ds played all night long.

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had used his hands on her

hit her.

He had used his hands on her a few times in the course of their marriage, and she had learned not to argue with him any more and did what Joe told her.

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getting his/her guts pushed in

Refers to being sodomized.

Konrad is getting his/her guts pushed in on his first day at prison. Happy birthday, Konrad.

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Too much chick in his fil-a!

He's gay or acts gay.

Ohhh girl...did you see that guy wearing the pink feather boa?
Yeah, there's a little too much chick in his fil-a!

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