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Mario was having a good time until out came the Italian Heart Attack
Outwardly expressed feelings of shock, distress & anger when someone is told that something is going to cost way more than reasonably expected.
*you're getting your car serviced at the mechanic*
Mechanic: Your air filter is pretty dirty. We can replace it for around $40.
You: $40?! You trying to give me an Italian heart-attack?! Put it back, I can get that shit at Walmart for 8 bucks!
the most terrible candy imaginable.
Someone: Did you get any candy from your valentine?
Someone else: I got conversation hearts.
Someone: Aww dude I am sorry. Those things are a terrible, stale, chalk-like excuse for candy.
The beginning of a romantic relationship.
At our heart start, we were merely sexually compatible. After spending time together, however, we have fallen in love.
When you stick your fist so far up a homo dude's ass that the best of his heart give your dick nice big veins.
Don't tell anybody about that heart squencher I gave you last night
Blue heart indicates for physical touch of love, affection and care.
Husband : sends blue heart icon
Wife: im far away now, but when we're front of each other, I Will make your desireful heart turn blue with my physicsl touch.
A partner goes completely crazy over anything. Derived from the Heart song "Crazy on You"
So, your girl found your porn, then what?
She was pulling a heart, in a bad way.
I hadn't seen my girl for about 6 months, so when we met she was pulling a heart. It was probably the best sex I've had in a long time.