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A place that nobody appreciates until after they leave. They get into the real world and they realize what a breeze it really was. Too many teenagers are way too busy complaining about high school and not enjoying it while it lasts.
Friends, crushes, love, cool teachers, lunch, changing classes, math class, guidance counselers, band, pep rallies, football games, field trips, biology, Mr. Godley,
heavy books, our lunch bench, the field, the library, the hangout behind building 11, the building 6 bathroom we used to skip in, goofing off, and that cool hippie kid named Dan who carried around his guitar. I loved every minute of it.
Looking back on it now, I'd give anything to go back to high school for a day. It was the greatest time of my life.
Enjoy high school, before you know it, it'll be long gone.
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Slang name for the Marine Corps regulation hair cut high and tight. Motivators and staff NCOs usually get high and tights by choice while boots or junior Marines are forced to get it.
Boot #1: Dude you need a hair cut or the senior guys are going to fuck with you
Boot #2: Yeah I'll get my high and gay on sunday.
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Someone who is fixated on Diamond Chairs and Diesel jeans.
He is really laid back, but if you saw his apartment you would call him high maintenance.
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While giving anal sex to a female the male slaps his hand on her ass so hard that it leaves a bright red hand print. She then has a mark of her new owner.
Hey what'd you do last night?
I High-Five 'd a chick bro
Wow was she hott?
Yeah now that i own her i'll make loads of moolah
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when your higher than stoned, smacked, blazed, and even to' up.
Josh: dude we're high tide
NATHAN: Fo' Right!
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It's what you say to a woman whose nipples are enlarged and hard.
You're beautiful when you got your high beams on.
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A public high school in MA which contains multitudes of students with far too much time on their hands. Nearly every single one of these Andover High students applied ot the prestigious prep school Phillips Academy-which is ust up the road- but did not get in. These students lack any talent or ability, and then spend their Saturday nights driving up and down Main Street taunting Phillips Academy students because they are jealous and bored. A favorite means of harassment for Andover High students is to open their windows and either throw something (i.e. pumpkins, eggs) or scream. The favorite taunt is, "catboner". Catboner remains undefined and no one (including the Andover High students knows what it means).
Person A: Wow, did you hear that Andover High student just yell 'catboner' out the window?
Person B: I sure did. Those kids and there meaningless taunts are exact proof of our wasted tax money.
Person A: I know, if only they had been smart or interesting enough to go to Phillips Academy...
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