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HOW DO I RUN

A quote said by very WEIRD people who DON'T KNOW HOW TO RUN?

Person 1: HOW DO I RUN
Person 2: Why are you asking me this, weirdo? You seem pretty weird. Go fondle some farts or something.

by someone who fondles farts. August 2, 2024


how to get the hoes

you don't

why can't I I know how to get the hoes?

because you are on urban dictionary

by himolton April 29, 2024


How The Sausage Gets Made

When a man is jacking off while taking a shit.

Ah man we learned how the sausage gets made last night, wink wink…”
“This is why we don’t hang out Dave”

by ImsorrybutIhadtoo January 7, 2022


That’s not how it works

Yes it is

You can’t just put RGB in a computer and be a better gamer, that’s not how it works. Yes it is

by Sub par size July 15, 2020


Learn how to juggle

To say learn how to juggle is to do more than one thing at once or to save time for one and time for another this can also go for spending time for people

Jack:Bro learn how to juggle time with the boys and you girl

by Biglongshlongsilver January 7, 2023


how to flush a toilet

Drink all the shit and piss and then spit it up on the floor

Jim: how the fuck do i flush a toilet
shädman: eat the shit then spit on the floor
Jim: What the fuck is wrong whit you?
how to flush a toilet

by YesIAmAlive February 19, 2020


How did you get this answer?

The f**king most useless follow-up to a question in an exam or test. Don't know why the f**k it exists.

"Question 5 finished... What's question 6? "How did you get this answer?" What do you expect? I OBVIOUSLY F**KING USED MY BRAIN!!!!! HOW DO TEACHERS COME UP WITH SUCH STUPID QUESTIONS???"

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName April 12, 2021