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Somebody who hang toilet paper in the wrong way
Look at the toilet paper dispenser, it's seems some Arts and Humanities Scholars arrived in our office
Someone who gives you money like an atm, but human. a human atm mrbeast
Play on word/film title: human centipede
Another type of lol
Used in convosation
Person 1: So then I like, slapped him round the face!
Person 2: HAHAHAHA, what a human lolipede!!!!!!!
Person 1: :') he is such a cuntnugget! lols
basic action which every human beeing should be capable of unless they are disabled in a certain way.
He/she just uploaded a photo of him/her cleaning the dishes! Like that isn't a basic human function...
When your main bitch bails on you before a date when they agreed to do your makeup, sealing your fate like the surgeon in this popular film sealed one mouth to one rectum.
Brethany: hey r u on ur way? ;)
Anicunt: gurrrrrrl, I cant make it beeeech. Y’all gotta do yo own make up 2nite
Brethany: (to herself) damn that bitch is human centipeding me :(
whilst one is renovating a house and needs to determine the level of the newly constructed floor, he requests that a girl sits on the floor on all fours. He then proceeds to blow in each end and observe which end it drips out of giving him clear indication of which end of the floor is out of level.
Carly can you come around to my house im renovating and need the human spirit level.
you don’t have these if ur name isn’t max
person 1: “hey-“
person 2: “is ur name max?”
person 1: “no”
person 2: “then shut up challenge, when the government said ‘human rights’, they never meant you. #SILENCEUNMAXVOICES”