your ass is grass and I'm the mower

Approximates to: You just fucked up big time, and now you're answering to me! Originated in the military.

Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!

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I'm gonna pull a GTA

Something you say before your about to do or be involved in something that would appear in grand theft auto, smash a window, jack somebody's car, run people over, beat up a hooker, shoot up a strip club, drug deals, do drugs, jump out of a moving car, steal a tank, shoot an RPG into a crowd of people, steal a helicopter, etc. And stuff.

Shaun: I'm gonna pull a GTA! - smashes window of car- “Damn, I'm bleeding, Niko must be fuckin superman."

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I'm on that weird part of youtube again

A apologetic Youtube post expressing disappointment and/or disgust for indulging one's own guilty pleasure by visiting the "freak-show" side of the site despite having total internet anonymity.

From YOUTUBE -- BIGGEST ZIT ON PLANET EARTH!!!!
32,041,195 views

Oh good. I'm on that weird part of youtube again
wowthatswonderful - 15 hours ago, 85 thumbs up

why why why why why why
DaleksinTopHats - 16 hours ago, 25 thumbs up

Biggest zit on planet, here we are again
(why????)
AleWe - 1 hour ago, 5 thumbs up

I'm on that part of youtube again? How do I keep coming back here?!?!?!?!?!
TastesLikeChicken247 - 1 hour ago, 2 thumbs up

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I know I'm forgetting something

A gut feeling you get when you're about to leave to go somewhere. You know you're forgetting something essential to your trip/destination but can't immediately place your finger on it.

The feeling is strange and based mostly on intuition, similar to deja vu. If you get this feeling, you may be tempted to dismiss it as a delusion, but after a short period of time something will trigger your memory and you will remember what it is you forgot. To avoid any inconveniences, the best thing to do when you get this feeling is to run through a mental or physical checklist on what you have packed and what you haven't.

This notion made an appearance in the 1990 family movie, Home Alone, when the main character, Kevin, is forgotten at home by his parents on their Christmas vacation to France.

Joe: "You ready for this trip to Amsterdam?"
Brett: "Hell yes, the only problem is that I know I'm forgetting something, but I can't think of what it is."
Joe: "Oh, don't worry about it... you probably just forgot to feed the dog."
(3 hours later, when checking in at the airport)
Brett: "Shit! I forgot my passport!"

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Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries

A saying notifying carelessness or heedless feelings. Coined by Regina George, a fictional character from the 2004 movie, Mean Girls.

"Cady: It's 40 percent. Well 48 over 120 equals X over 100 and then you cross multiply and get the value of X.
Regina George: *Confused look* Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries. "

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not now chief, I'm in the fucking zone

A catch phrase popularized by the video "My New Haircut." Said when someone is on a roll or in a state of extreme focus and does not wish to be interrupted by someone that he/she deems unimportant and irrelevant.

From "My New Haircut":
Guy at desk: "Sir, you have to sign in."
Guido: "Not now chief, I'm in the fucking zone."

Kindergarten Teacher: "Who wants to read the next couple pages of 'The Cat in the Hat?'. Let's see...Jimmy, how about you?"
Jimmy: "Not now chief, I'm in the fucking zone."

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i'm gonna spin his jaw!

I'm going to punch him in the face/break his jaw

when I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw!

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