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When someone is texting you, and mid conversation, especially when you’re expecting a response, they simply stop texting. Some blame falling asleep or being distracted, but some are prone to it, while others are not.
Dude, I was texting my girl last night and asked her how her bar tending shift went, and once again out of no where she gave me the telephonic Irish goodbye. When we texted this morning it’s like last night’s conversation never happened.
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A painful ache located in the temporomandibular joint or joint of the jaw and is caused due to muscle atrophy. This affliction predominantly affects adult males of Irish descent and occurs when laughing or smiling.
Stop making me laugh, you’re going to give me an Irish sprain.
Referring to drinking Jameson out of a glass.
Jameson bottles are shaped like wine bottles and green . The classy Irish choice . BBC
Bartender what will you have : I’ll have a Irish wine and a bud heavy .
Wanna wrench on the car and throw back some Irish wine bud
Someone who is nice 364 days out of the year but are a complete monster on St. Patrick's Day.
"Don't go to the bar with Jane on St. Patrick's day she's a real Irish Werewolf."
The act of farting out cum on a glass table top while you lay underneath and see your own deposit close up
Chelsea carefully squatted on the glass table and let out a big Irish Sundae for me to behold - a little bit of poo followed by a moan of contentment
A lazy mother who curses at everyone, alcoholic, smoking addict, and thot. Anorexic woman who dances in her underwear from 9:00 PM to 7:00 AM. Also spies on her video game addict son who nuts 24/7
Is that Noelle?
The Irish Noelle?
No she a hoe.
Still drinking the alc but never enough to be drunk. Advanced Irish maneuver for absolute units only
Bloke 1: I thought you were quitting the booze, man?
Bloke 2: don’t worry mate, I’m not getting toasted tonight. Keeping it Irish dry
Bloke 1: absolute fucking unit
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