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Next to god for Celtics fans
Yeah man Bill Russell is a god
When you cover your whole body with “I can’t believe it’s not butter” and baseball slide across the kitchen floor, ramming your cock into home base, also known as your girlfriend’s vagina:
Dude, I gave my girlfriend a slippery bill last night, and she kicked me out.
Something a white kid with blue eyes and curly hair that look like zoolanders would call you
Me: Give me a tbh
Liam: You are a bill
This guy has a massive cock. I mean 6.5 inches of uncircumcised power. This kid will fuck your mom, beat up your dad and kill your dog.
This guy has a fat cock. It's 6.5 inches of uncircumcised power. He's kind of a bitch sometimes.
Yo! Bill Edwards! Come over here and show them your dick.
When a woman goes to the bar to scout for potential males who have Benjamin’s to spend and cock to give while buying her free drinks and taking them for all their worth and sucking them dry.
Valentina-Hey scarlet have you seen Cici any where?
Scarlet- yea she’s at piazza scouting for some young new fresh meet
Valentina- oh ok she’s bill cock scouting
Scarlet- yea she’s on the hunt
Valentina- cougar on the prowl
That’s a real bill cock scouter-looking for potential males to pay out buy free drinks and free cocktails