Bacon

a gift of god sent from the heavens to ease the soul of man and beast alike

and so god said let there be bacon and all creature rejoiced

Bacon

Definition 1: Amphetamine
Definition 2: a very intense relationship

"Do you have Bacon?"
Hey look I think they have a Bacon."

bacon

if you have just looked up bacon, shame on you.

bacon is the best man

Bacon

A women’s pussy. It resembles the pig originated food bacon.

“Hey Nick you get in that bacon last night?”.
-“Hell yeah she gave me that oinker too.”

bacon

cock

Do you want bacon?
Sure
*unzips pants*

Bacon

Cops. Pigs. Johnny Law. 5-0. The boys in blue. Badge boys. The Cherrytops. Weewoo Gang. Cuff Buddies. Blue Army. Copegeddon. Pigsters. The Porks. Corporal Vegan etc etc etc

Daniel: *Robs Store*
Mark: Shit! Here come the bacon!

Bacon

Food of the heavens. Eat it raw, eat it fried to a crisp, shits bussin bussin either way.
NO BACON, NO DEAL. Enginner tf2 eats this daily
bacon stands for Bussin Absolutely Coppin Opulent Nifty

bacon is peng