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When the clouds part and it rains
Dammit, I knew Jesus asscrack would open up
When you want to get up in there...but you are too wasted. You pray to Jesus to give you a massive boner.
"I'm tweeting Jesus for a #Jesus Boner. Please give me the strength to fuck the chick/dude."
Baboi10 AKA Baltic Jesus
Baltic Jesus but take away the Baltic Je
A religious song or hymn, often sung as part of a primary school assembly.
Sing hosanna is a right Jesus banger.
One of the best songs ever created. A song of the best band ever Green Day. It tells a story about the Jesus who is struggling with his life. I listen it so much it makes my parents crazy. So yeah go listen it!!!!
-what song are you listening to?
• Jesus of Suburbia
- is it good?
• yeah it’s like heaven to my ears.
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when you are the only asshole in Mario party that has any coins or usually achieved by lying, cheating, stealing and griefing
Michael got a spicy jesus again after using the boo to steal Kevin's last few coins