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My little sugar cane that I love with all my heart-
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Jordan is adorable
This man is sooooooo not slay. He is a jerk fr. You can here the lies in his voice when he says “I love you” like, how do you know that? He will come to your house and hang out with girls in your basement while your upstairs sleeping because you think you have a concussion. He will. Ask me how I know. He is a walking ick. Mr. crusty dusty busty musty like fr. Literally wrinkled forehead. He will leave on opened constantly, and bag two in one night. He is kind of slutty fr. But he’s literally so hot and I want him so bad.
I hate Jordan, but he can make out with me if he wants.
Biggest dick energy ever, 10/10 sleeping points, avid sim player, probably knows simlish. I love him, you should too. If you don't, I'll eat your legs. He's literally the sweetest most supportive man ever, probably more than your dad :/
If you're not talking about jordan, thinking about him or trying to get with his mom..what are you even doing??
Girl 1: "oh god, it's jordan"
Girl 2: *moan*
ugly ass, Little Bill head ass nigga with chicken legs, commonly known as L
Person A: Aye man, you seen that guy?
Person B: Yeah, didn't he have a cancelled Nick Jr. Show
Person A: Oh, that's a Jordan, we see him a lot near trash cans
Jordan is a tall, funny, loving, kind young woman who is the best friend you will ever have. she has hazel eyes and dirty blonde hair, she will listen to you and help you is you have a problem. if you have a friend/best friend/girlfriendnamed Jordan keep them close as hell trust me its worth it
Jordan is the best friend you will ever have
The sexiest cunt alive. Jordans get all the bitches. If u see a Jordan with blue eyes, brown hair, and a nice beard. Take him and don’t let him go. He’s the biggest sex god there is. Can make you cum in just 2 seconds of his fat huge cock inside you. Jordan’s are the best. Go and get you’re very own Jordan now.
1: wow who is that over there?!
2: that’s jordan. The one with the big ass dick :)