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NATIONAL KIERSTIN DAY
any girl with the name kierstin, SUPRISE! it’s your day! You get to ask everyone you know one question
kierstin: what day is it?
friend: june 6th? why?
kierstin: OMG ITS NATIONAL KIERSTIN DAY
June 6th is when the most insufferable annoying stupid bitches were born.
Person 1: Hey, when were you born?
Person 2: June 6th
Person 1: Fuck off toxic cunt
The month that provided 60% discount for all the staff at the Three Elms, during which they lost their minds and their shit and went off the rails and spent thousands of pounds because they were gay as fuck.
The 6th of June is the day when mega Walruses are most commonly birthed. When it is WALRUS day you must yell 'walrus power' randomly and if no one replys with 'walrus monkey power sheild' you are automatically a Mega walrus.
'Yo, its the 6th of june, walrus power!'
'WALRUS monkey power sheild!'
'Well someone replied so Im not a walrus'
The 6th of June is WALRUS day, this means that on the 6th of June you must randomly yell out "walrus power!" and if not one replys with "walrus monkey power sheild!" You automatically become a Mega walrus. But if someone does reply correctly the 2 participants must have a walrus dule (Rock paper scissors, best out of three) who ever wins IS A MEGA WALRUS! (No rematches with the same person you lost or won against) WMPS
"It's the 6th of june!, WALRUS power!"
"WALRUS monkey power sheild"
"Dang u ansewed now we can play rock paper visors best out if three and see who wins!)
"That's so cool "