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Low Hanging Fruit

A person who is easily reachable(easy pickings).
Tends to go after easily attainable females. Despite the name low hanging fruit they carry extremely petite genitalia.

Mort is low hanging fruit

by Mort lyncher March 6, 2023


Low Hanging Fruit

Some nonsense that my sixth grade english teacher was obsessed with. He's slightly insane, and never told us what low hanging fruit actually meant. Often used in combination with "don't play yourself"

"Don't play yourself, this is low hanging fruit"

by May 4, 2022


Jho Low

Low Taek Jho, often called Jho Low, is a Malaysian fugitive businessman, wanted by authorities internationally in connection with the 1Malaysia Development Berhad scandal.

Jho Low is a wanted man!

by Gor-Don July 13, 2022


low body temp women

A low body temp woman is one of skin and bone. Nothing to keep you cold under the blanket, and nothing to face the cold.

Darrien: “Man I’m tired of all these low body temp women. Always runnin’ up my heat bill”

by Seljii December 3, 2022


Low Moon

A way to refer to midnightthe opposite of high noon.

Rebecca: “Meet me at Low Moon under the bridge and we will talk.”

by Lil Rikky January 28, 2020


low banana

The banana in the bunch that is easiest to pick. The outlier banana hanging on by a thread, just BEGGING to be picked. The easy choice. The bitch-boy choice.

In reference to the more commonly used phrase “low-hanging fruit”, the banana is a specific fruit. Naming a specific fruit makes the phrase more funny. I don’t make the rules, that’s just fruit joke science.

“Oh, he seems to have picked the low banana” the sports commentator made as he watched a golfer attempt to make an easy shot, but epically fail.

by Meagan Tree Wood May 22, 2022


Low IQ manlet

A mental midget and exceptionally pea-brained manlet. Known for drowning in puddles and shot glasses in addition to requiring emergency rescue after being pinned down under knocked over garden gnomes following unsuccessful mating attempts that the diminutive and deviant little manlet boy shamefully yet amusingly engaged in due to his extensive history of brutal rejections by the universality of womenfolk (as is customary for all manlets), the both mentally and physically stunted low IQ manlet is prone to manlet rage and can often be found locked in mortifying catfights with other low IQ manlets over the last magic height boosting suppository that the silly manlets bought online. Highly susceptible to manlet cope and manlet mathematics, the injudicious low IQ manlet can at times be detected as he stumbles past the manlet pit in your local gym wearing nothing but high heels poorly concealed by bell bottom leggings in a vain attempt at lifting with the manmores for once in his lamentably lowly little life.

Petite sissy manlet: I have finally overcome manletism! I measured myself and I just grew by half a foot! Formidable manmore: Lol, you're still wearing your six inch high heels, you low IQ manlet. Now spare me the hissy fit, stop crying and grow up!

by ManletDepreciator August 26, 2024