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also known as D.D.L.
The leg your dick tends to gravitate towards on a regular basis.
My left leg is my dominant dick leg.
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Someone who is always hugging somebody or sitting on their lap, especially if they are petty, anal-retentive, and a control freak. See Ellen; usually a spoiled brat.
This girl in my French class is a leg-humper.
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noun: a very large spider with penis legs.
adjective: this is said by small white children living in Wisconsion when something appears to be cool beyond all belief.
Donald exclaimed "whoa! this internet porn site is the Daddy Dong Legs !"
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The effect that cold has on fat people legs, whereby they go red and blotchy, looking like corned beef.
Fat chav girls wear short skirts without tights for xtra corned beef legs effect.
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When a girl is giving you head and you shoot it in her mouth then you punch her in the eye and stomp on her foot. She is hopping around on one foot holding her eye just like a pirate with a peg leg.
After I shot it in her mouth I gave her the peg leg pirate!!!
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A vagina so loose and flappy it looks like a cabbage! The looser the cabbagier.. (Is that even a word?)..(IDK &IDC!)
1st guy: "Hey dude, you pulled a real stunner last night at the club!"
2nd guy: "Are you kiddin me? She had a cabbage between the legs! And you know I hate veggies!"
1st guy: "So you said no?!"
2nd guy: "Hell no! I introduced her to my meat and fed it to her chocolate starfish!"
Note: Chocolate starfish refers to the anus.
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a bad ache, making you shout nonsense comments such as "Ah the bugger!" this will give pain in the leg, leaving the owner unable to walk to morris. The owner will also want items such as cigs fetching.
ooh it does hurt, this leg of mine!
ah you've got Susan's gammy leg!
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