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Mary is a total tool. An absolute womble. Everyone hates her for being a massive man hater and a massive c word.
Do you know Mary lowe ? Absolute cock jockey
When you're having sex and literally about to nut, but you feel your body giving up failing. A common side effect is the screaming of the words "BATTERY LOW" followed by your partner yelling back "Char-char-ch-ch-charging battery. CHARGING COMPLETE".
Cayde: Argh fuck BATTERY LOW!
Mara: Don't worry babe! char-char-ch-ch-charging battery. CHARGING COMPLETE"
Cayde: Let's get this shit
I'm trying to get you to be as low as possible in life. But the person hears I love you. Almost the exact opposite of I love you. This has happened to me.
I love you.
I low you too, ha ha ha
When a feeling of sadness/depression comes over you when staying up late
Man, I got late night low again, what should I do?
Low battery power on your phone can automatically turn on battery saving mode, or when the low battery alert appears, you will have to turn battery saving mode on manually.
An incredibly funny person who is so funny and cool that he can make you laugh by just looking at you.
He is also incredibly good at making the sound of a machine gun.
He also speaks very fluent Spanish and he is very awesome and attractive.
Micheal: "Hey Jacob Low, what does a machine gun sound like?"
Jacob Low: " Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr..."
Micheal: "Very funny."