that makes my pants tight

When you see a hottie, or something very nice like a car that you want, its an excellent sentence to describe how you feel about it. Or how whats in your pants feels about it.

Joe: "Dude, look at that Cadillac Escalade."
Alex: "That makes my pants tight."

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Ditch the Bitch and make the Switch

Advice given to those unsure about their homosexuality by much wiser and hornier gay men!

"hey man ditch the bitch and make the switch.....come here cutie"

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Make the bald man puke

to masturbate

I need to make the bald man puke. Be back in 5.

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make out take out

1.used to describe taking a woman out to dinner, a movie, etc. and then making out with her.

2.used to describe hitting a woman/knocking a woman unconscious/killing her while in the middle of a makeout session (or even sex), usually with a knife in the back,karate chop to the back of the neck or a candle stick to the head. Although it rarely is, the expression can be used by both genders. This can be seen in horror movies such as Basic Instinct.

1.
Q: What did you and Karen do last night?
A: I took her to a movie and got some make out take out

2.
(While watching a horror movie)"That guy just pulled a make out take out on that girl!"

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Making love to the dead Frenchman

Urinating for the first time during heavy drinking, thereby necessitating frequent subsequent urination. See breaking the seal. Origin: Swarthmore College, ca. 2000.

After six beers, I made love to the dead Frenchman and after that I couldn't stop pissing all night.

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National making out day

National making out day is on April 14th. It is the day to make out with your significant other

Guy 1: Yo, you ready for April 14th?

Guy 2: Yeah man I can’t wait for national making out day

Make Masks Mandatory Again

The call by medical personnel to half-hearted pro-Trump politicians in a number of red states that have started to witness a rise in corona infection in spite of the fact that more people are continually being vaccinated—a “proof” that vaccination doesn’t prevent infection or reinfection, and that mask-wearing is a necessary irritation until the population achieves herd immunity.

Should “Make Masks Mandatory Again” be elevated or promoted to an official slogan to educate patriots and conspiracists that they’d still wear a mask in public squares, especially when it’s difficult to practice social distancing in a crowded space?

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