The absolute coolest guy around. Can’t believe how awesome he is. Father of Mace. Lover of Reba. Probably great to hug.
I’m so happy to be eating dinner with Matt Bozo tonight.
Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.
A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.
Dude, you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.
You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!
The most annoying fuck on the face of the planet. This person acts like a golden retriever and is under 5 foot tall.
Oh my god! I am going to kill Mini Matt.
When you bang a chick belly to belly.
Oh I can’t believe Kyle banged that chick Matt Tort style
When a dude is banging a chick belly to belly
Oh shit Kyle just banged that chick Matt Tort style!
Daddy with fatty. Cum everywhere. Gives me what i need.
Matt ceragioli can have my kids