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matt diffley

a beautiful boy with a pig nose and pretty brown eyes with golden and black streaks but makes u fall inlove w him and falls inlove back then he has severe anger issues if u don’t like even a song he likes hell block u and wont let u be happy with anyone else and hell make u wanna blow ur brains out and go for ur frieds but love him

“i had my first love already “ it was matt
who’s first love wasnt matt diffley”

by bluefarts7220 April 03, 2023


Matt blow

A self centered piece of shit , he is the biggest pussy you will meet , also very smart with no altheticism ... he gets no pussy because he’s not the best looking but is a good guy over all also has a problem with smoking.

Matt blow is such a piece of shit.

by Mo Bamba December 14, 2018


Matt Jackson

Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.

A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.

Dude, you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.

You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!

by Davey McGoon May 31, 2022


Mini Matt

The most annoying fuck on the face of the planet. This person acts like a golden retriever and is under 5 foot tall.

Oh my god! I am going to kill Mini Matt.

by Mr. Daydream December 05, 2023


Matt Tort

When you bang a chick belly to belly.

Oh I can’t believe Kyle banged that chick Matt Tort style

by Butch Jackson July 26, 2024


Matt Tort

When a dude is banging a chick belly to belly

Oh shit Kyle just banged that chick Matt Tort style!

by Butch Jackson July 26, 2024


Matt ceragioli

Daddy with fatty. Cum everywhere. Gives me what i need.

Matt ceragioli can have my kids

by Matt Ceragioli February 14, 2021