when you get a head from a girl while her stub is in your ass.
Jack is such a dirty dog, did you hear he did a pirate Matt with Eve last night.
An absolute mockery of a male, long haired, has been rumoured to sleep with his Aunty Gai Waterhouse, base tan of a bondi solarium addict
Matt banderia, loves will penisini or should we say villami
Matt Sheldon is a professional footballer (soccer player) who has played for multiple clubs in the US and Germany, and has had a great career and now currently plays for the Hartford Athletic in the USL Championship. He has a YT channel called Become elite in which he blogs his career and gives advice- he is incredibly inspiring and motivating to watch and gives a true attachment to his viewers by showing the ups and downs of football. He is my idol.
Matt Sheldon is playing tonight vs LA Galaxy
Wow, I feel bad for LA Galaxy because Matt Sheldon is the goat. I wonder if he’ll blog the game?
The absolute coolest guy around. Can’t believe how awesome he is. Father of Mace. Lover of Reba. Probably great to hug.
I’m so happy to be eating dinner with Matt Bozo tonight.
Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.
A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.
Dude, you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.
You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!
When you bang a chick belly to belly.
Oh I can’t believe Kyle banged that chick Matt Tort style